Bible texts

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Many Bible texts contain unexplained weirdness, that doesn’t chime with the literal story. Often these sections can be explained as veiled parables about cryptocracy, written beneath the actual story via punnery.

Please read my disclaimer on religion, and the introduction to puns.

10 commandments

are reasonable rules, but pun-encrypted spook laws at the same time

Deuteronomy interlinear puns

reveal encoded spooky laws

Genesis interlinear puns

show that Genesis is about the genesis of spookery

Joseph’s story

is a recipe on how to use crises to create debt

Leviticus interlinear puns

reveal encoded spooky laws

Noah interlinear puns

reveal that leaders sit out manufatured wars in secret hideouts

Noah’s story

is a punny parable about “leaders”, “fame”, “delusion”, and the cursed “truth”

Samson’s riddle

has the solution “hidden leaders”, written like “lion & bee”

Samson’s story

is a parable about “strength” through “veiling”

Tower of Babel

is a spook parable on why hidden rulers confuse their subjects