Joseph

Joseph’s puns in a nutshell

Joseph is written יוסף ywsp, from the root sp for “adding”. As usual, all elements of Joseph’s story were cobbled together from words that are written with consonants similar to S-P, like Joseph.

The main secret spook association with the name Joseph is likely צפי ṣpy for “watching” & “spying”, present in the story as “foreseeing” the future in dreams. It’s also similar to צעיף ṣˁyp “veil”, though that doesn’t appear in the story. Another spook association may be זיף zyp, which means “forgery” & “cheating”, which appears in the adulteration scene with his mistress. The main visible pun is יזף yzp for “debt”, present in his granary taxation scheme, and even etymologically related to the Joseph’s official meaning of “adding”.

• Joseph foresees the future with visions all the time, because צפי ṣpy / יצף yṣp means “watching” & “spying”, but also “having visions” & “foreseeing”. 🡻
• Joseph is sold into slavery, because שבי šby means “slavery” & “captivity”. 🡻
• Joseph then has an adultery scene, because זיף zyp for “forgery” & “cheating” is also a (rare) term for “adulteration”. 🡻
• Joseph is the object of desire here, because צבה ṣbh means “desired” (same pun as with Bathsheba).
• Joseph is desired by the woman of the house, because יצופא yṣwpˀ means “woman of the house” (from yṣp for “taking care”, from yṣp for “worrying” & “troubling”, see below).
• Josep remains pure though, because Aramaic שפי špy means “pure” & “sincere” (also “smooth”).
• Joseph is still thrown into prison, because שבי šby also means “prison” (related to “slavery”).
• Joseph meets a baker & a cupbearer, perhaps because these professions can also be written as S-P: שאפה š-ˀph means “he who bakes”, and שפע špˁ means “pouring a drink”.
• Joseph becomes the magician of the pharaoh, perhaps because אשף ˀšp means “magician”.
• Joseph becomes the seer of the pharaoh, perhaps because צופה ṣwph means “seer” (related to “vision”). The dreams of the pharaoh are puns with “pharaoh”.
• Joseph interprets troubling dreams, because יצף yṣp means “frightening” & “troubling”.
• Joseph foresees 7 years of abundance, because שפע špˁ means “abundance” & “overflowing” (also “slanting”).
• Joseph foresees exactly 7 years of this abundance, because שבע šbˁ means “seven”.
• Joseph foresees 7 years of famine, because צפצף ṣpṣp means “scarce”.
• Joseph becomes administrator of the pharaoh, because יצוף yṣwp means “caretaker” & “magistrate” (also “prison warden”, for the prison scene).
• Joseph recommends to collect & amass the abundance, because ספי spy / אסף ˀsp means “collection” & “amassing”. More meanings are “taking away”, “harvest”, “heap up”, “gathering”. We can see it fits Joseph’s granaries, but also spooky looting.
• Joseph manages to indebt the entire population with this scheme, and still stays true to his official name, because יזף yzp means “debt”, derived from “adding”. 🡻
• Joseph then reconciles with his family, because and שפוי špwy means “to reconcile”. (פיס pys also means “to reconcile”, an anagram of Joseph.)

Joseph from Semitic sp / zp for “adding” & “debt”

The granary part of Joseph’s story in the Bible seems to be a veiled recipe for banksterism. Joseph’s name is confirmation for that.

Joseph is usually written יוסף ywsp in Hebrew, the vowel-less Phoenician variant would be ysp. The basic meaning of the word root יסף ysp is “to add”.

However, the sibilants S, Š, Ṣ, Z are frequently swapped in the written forms of different Semitic dialects. Joseph’s root ysp has such a variant yzp, mostly found in Aramaic. And almost all derivations of that root yzp are about debt. (This is similar to the word rabbi, which also means “enlarging” & “usury”.)

It’s hardly a coincidence that Joseph’s story is about debt, and his name is also about debt. It was written as a spook recipe for creating & utilizing debt.

Semitic zp for “forgery” & “cheating”

As many spook names have to do with deception, it’s also interesting to note that Joseph has a secondary pun with Semitic זיף zyp for “forgery”. It may be that this is even related to the primary meaning of “adding”, here in the sense of adding untrue things to a true thing.

זיף zyp also means “adulteration”. That’s how Joseph’s adulteration scene was inspired.

Semitic ṣpy for “visions” & “foreseeing”

The ancient spooks made “dream interpretation” the underlying theme for Joseph’s visible story, because Semitic צפי ṣpy means “watching”, and by derivation “having a vision” & “foreseeing the future”. Derived from “that which is watched”, the same word also means “coating” & “overlaying”, which is another important spook concept.

It also means “watchman” & “spy”, and the spelling ṣpy is eerily similar to English spy. We may have a global root, or a Phoenician loanword.

Semitic šby for “captivity”

Joseph being sold into slavery, and later being thrown into prison, are derived from his name punning with שבי šby for “captivity” & “prison”. It’s not a very good pun, because B isn’t too similar to P. Still, the letters were interchangeable in some rare cases.

Holding us all “captive” is another major spook theme. There were even figurative usages, meaning “to be swayed”. I assume, English phrases like “capturing the eye” may also have worked, though I haven’st found that attested.