Ancient Spooks

Welcome to Ancient Spooks. I analyze secret encryptions in ancient texts, to show that our corrupt rulers have always systematically disguised themselves, and deceived us subjects about everything. That system is still in place today. They’ve written down how it works too, 1000s of years ago. And you can read it here in black & white, in official ancient texts!

• In a new easy-to-read article series I’ll introduce you to the ancient fraudulent system we’re still living under:

  • The Origins of Ruling by Deception
  • Aristocrats Disguise as Commoners
  • Spies Among the Population
  • Hoaxed Events

• If you got the guts for it, also check out my word-by-word analyses of the original ancient texts. They’re all encrypted, with puns. Many describe the faking of historic events, like the Founding of Rome as a secret colony, the play-enacting of Caesar’s Assassination, or the staged Egyptian Battle of Qadesh. You won’t find this anywhere else!

• I’ve analyzed 38 texts in 7 languages:
  • Latin: 5 texts (3,783 words, 1,486 puns)
  • Greek: 4 texts (2,031 words, 700 puns)
  • Hebrew: 18 texts (15,448 words, 6,734 puns)
  • Egyptian: 3 texts (1,201 words, 472 puns)
  • Sumerian: 3 texts (1,228 words, 464 puns)
  • Chinese: 3 texts (629 words, 195 puns)
  • Arabic: 2 texts (234 words, 80 puns)

• (There’s also older analyses of individual pun-encrypted names & symbols, though they’re less important.)

• The current version is 2025-11-10. I may publish updates once or twice a year, so you can check the updates list to see if there’s new stuff. You can also download my whole site as a zip. There’s also a search and a pun search which even work offline.

In any case, I hope you’ll find new & useful insights here, about our fraudulent history. Have fun! 🙂

Gerry