Texts

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Famous ancient texts often contain weird passages that seem dull, nonsensical or arbitrary. That’s because they’re full of secret puns, which the ancient spooks used to encrypt their nasty messages.

Here, I discuss and decrypt some of these texts & passages. The most important entries are my word-for-word interlinear analyses, where you can really see how the secret encryption works.

Since many texts here are from the Bible, please read my disclaimer first if you’re religious.

10 commandments

are reasonable rules, but pun-encrypted spook laws at the same time

12 tribes of Israel

are a set of puns to explain ruling through deception

Berakhot

Talmud chapter is really an introduction to ruling through deception

Caesar’s assassination

is really an encrypted story telling us how it was faked!

Confucius: Xue Er

is a book that explains ruling through deception

Deuteronomy

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

Genesis

is a parable about the genesis of ruling through deception

Great Hymn to Aten

is really a hymn to aristocratic “secrecy” & “obscurity”

Josephus: War of the Jews

is about how the nobles started pretending to be subjects, especially religious outcasts

Joseph’s story

is a recipe on how to use crises to create debt

Leviticus

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

Livy: Founding of Rome

reveals Rome was secretly founded by the Phoenicians

Maaser Sheni

Talmud chapter is about “disguised informants”

Noah’s story (full)

reveals that leaders sit out manufactured wars in secret hideouts

Noah’s story (summary)

is a parable about “leaders” and the cursed “truth”

Peah

Talmud chapter states how “nobles” can hide their status

Samson’s riddle

has the solution “hidden leaders”, written like “lion & bee”

Samson’s story

is a parable about “strength” through “veiling”

Shabbath

Talmud chapter explains how the rulers manufacture fake “wars”!

Sun Tzu: The Art of War

is perhaps a book that explains ruling through deception

Terumot

Talmud chapter is about running “hoaxes”

Tower of Babel

is a spook parable on why hidden rulers confuse their subjects

Virgil: Founding of Rome

reveals Rome was secretly founded by the Phoenicians

Xu Guangqi: Treatise on Agriculture

is an introduction to deception