hidden rulers

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Since archaic times, the visible rulers we know have only ever been a subset of the real rulers. Most of their brethren & cousins chose to remain secret, as “hidden rulers”. However, they were always fully known and never hidden to the visible rulers, of course. So even those visible rulers never revealed their true form, or the full power of the global aristocracy. I call this system “cryptocracy” or “spookery”. Most ruled subjects will vehemently deny such a system exists. But the cryptocrats themselves love to give us clues, through hidden jokes & puns. Many of their traditional names mean “hidden”, or “ruler”, or “hidden ruler”. This proves that spookery is incredibly ancient.

10 commandments

are reasonable rules, but pun-encrypted spook laws at the same time

12 tribes of Israel

are a set of puns to explain ruling through deception

Al-Qaeda

puns with “the leaders”

Alcazar

is the Spanish-Arabic version of “castro”

Amun

means “hidden” & “secret”

Ashkenaz

puns with “nobleman” or “hidden person”

Bees

pun with “leaders” and “disguise”

Berg

puns with burqa meaning “concealed”, “masked”, “background”

Brick

puns with Levin

Caesar

puns with ceasura for “cut”, cessero for “retire”, castro for “palace”

Candle

puns with “playing” & “joking”

Carpenter

puns with “feigning to be someone else”

Castro

means “palace”

Claudius

puns with “locked up” & “disappeared” in Semitic

Dagon

means “fish” & “cloaked”, and wears a fish cloak

David

puns with “beloved”, “hurling”, and “concealed”

Elohim

means “rulers”

Esther

means “hidden” & “veil”

Field

may be a pun with “veiled”

Fuller

puns with “palace”

Genesis

is a parable about the genesis of ruling through deception

Greenspan

puns with “hidden power” & “hidden finance”

Griffin

is a multi-pun with “cryptic” & “Phoenician”

Hamsa

protects because it’s a pun with “veiling” & “inventing” from “being found out”

Hippogriff

puns with “disguised” & “unknown”

Homer

puns with “veil”

Horus

means “face”, but also “leader”

Houdini

puns with “leader”

Jagiellon

means “highest aristocrat”

Jesuits

pun with “spies”

Jew

means “leader” & “majesty”

Kennedy

means “covered leader”

Kohen

means “priest”, “ruler” & “enrichment”, and puns with “fake name”

Komnene

is a pun with “hidden” & “lurking”

Livy: Founding of Rome

reveals Rome was secretly founded by the Phoenicians

Malcolm

puns with “secret governor”

Maria

is the female form “lady” as in “lord”, and puns with “imitation”

Marx

puns with “capitalist” & “commerce”

Mordecai

may pun with “legal master” & “feigning innocence”

Morgan

means “hidden leader”

Morris

means “from the top”

Nazar amulet

protects because it puns with “veiling oneself”

Nazir

is a multi-pun of an “estranged” “veiled” “overseer”

Nephilim

pun with “distinguished ones” & “obscured ones”, i.e. aristocratic spooks

Noah

means “leader” & “eminency”, but also “abandoning” the population and “putting it down”

Noah’s story (summary)

is a parable about “leaders” and the cursed “truth”

Ostrich hiding its head

is a pun with “hide-head” and “hidden leader”

Ra the Egyptian god

puns with “aristocracy”

Rabbi

is the same word as “master”, “lord”, “nobleman”, “usurer”

Rice

puns with “head” & “boss”

Roosevelt

puns with “veiled leader” & “born leader”

Rose

puns with “head”, “boss”, “baron”, “prince”

Rosen

puns with Semitic rozen meaning “ruler”

Rubinstein

puns with “disguised lord”

Sachs

puns with “nobility” & “character in a play”

Sagan

means “installed deputy governor”

Samson

can be read as “masked power”, “veiled one”, “locks of disguise”

Samson’s riddle

has the solution “hidden leaders”, written like “lion & bee”

Samson’s story

is a parable about “strength” through “veiling”

Seinfeld

puns with “veiled appearance”

Seth the Egyptian god

is evil, as he puns with “attacker”, “disorder”, “lead astray”

Shapiro

means “nobility”

Skull & bones

pun with “hidden leader”

Son of Ra

can be read as “secret custodian”

Stein

puns with “disguised”

Strauss

puns with “guardian” & “custodian”

Tacitus

means “hidden” & “secret”

Taylor

may be a pun with teller meaning “banker”

Teacher

is in Hebrew the same word as “lord” & “usurer”: rabbi

Virgil: Founding of Rome

reveals Rome was secretly founded by the Phoenicians

Walker

is a synonym for “fuller”

Yahweh

means “I am”, but also puns with “hidden”, and other attributes of Yahweh