Bible texts

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Many Bible texts contain unexplained weirdness, that doesn’t chime with the literal story. Often these sections can be explained as veiled parables about cryptocracy, written beneath the actual story via punnery.

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Bible: 10 commandments

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are reasonable rules, but also pun-encrypted spook laws

🏷  Bible text Semitic hidden ruler interlinear recommended spook law text

Bible: 12 tribes of Israel

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are a set of puns to explain ruling through deception

🏷  Bible text Semitic hidden ruler interlinear recommended text

Bible: Abraham’s story

shows how gay overlords institute homophobia, and then recruit desperate homosexuals as agents

🏷  Bible text Semitic interlinear text

Bible: Adam & Eve

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are a parable about the creation of “disguises” & “appearances”

🏷  Adam Bible text Genesis Semitic interlinear recommended text

Bible: Deuteronomy

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

🏷  Bible text Semitic interlinear spook law text

Bible: Generations of Noah

are a parable about ruling through deception vs by violence

🏷  Bible text Genesis Semitic interlinear text

Bible: Genesis

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is a parable about the genesis of ruling through deception

🏷  Bible text Genesis Semitic hidden-ruler interlinear recommended text

Bible: Joseph’s story

is a recipe on how to use crises to create debt

🏷  Bible text Semitic pun text

Bible: Leviticus

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

🏷  Bible text Semitic interlinear spook law text

Bible: Noah’s story (full)

reveals leaders sit out manufactured wars in secret hideouts

🏷  Bible text Genesis Noah Semitic interlinear text

Bible: Noah’s story (summary)

is a parable about “leaders” and the cursed “truth”

🏷  Bible text Noah Semitic hidden ruler pun text

Bible: Samson’s riddle

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has the solution “hidden leaders”, written like “lion & bee”

🏷  Bible text Samson Semitic hidden ruler pun recommended text

Bible: Samson’s story

is a parable about “strength” through “veiling”

🏷  Bible text Samson Semitic hidden ruler pun text

Bible: Tower of Babel

is a spook parable on why hidden rulers confuse their subjects

🏷  Bible text Genesis Semitic interlinear text