Bible texts

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Many Bible texts contain unexplained weirdness, that doesn’t chime with the literal story. Often these sections can be explained as veiled parables about cryptocracy, written beneath the actual story via punnery.

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10 commandments

are reasonable rules, but pun-encrypted spook laws at the same time

12 tribes of Israel

are a set of puns to explain ruling through deception


really is a list of encrypted spooky laws


is a parable about the genesis of ruling through deception

Joseph’s story

is a recipe on how to use crises to create debt


really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

Noah’s story (full)

reveals that leaders sit out manufactured wars in secret hideouts

Noah’s story (summary)

is a parable about “leaders” and the cursed “truth”

Samson’s riddle

has the solution “hidden leaders”, written like “lion & bee”

Samson’s story

is a parable about “strength” through “veiling”

Tower of Babel

is a spook parable on why hidden rulers confuse their subjects