Bible texts

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Many Bible texts contain unexplained weirdness, that doesn’t chime with the literal story. Often these sections can be explained as veiled parables about cryptocracy, written beneath the actual story via punnery.

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10 commandments

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are reasonable rules, but pun-encrypted spook laws at the same time

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12 tribes of Israel

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are a set of puns to explain ruling through deception

🏷  Bible text Semitic hidden ruler interlinear recommended text

Deuteronomy

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

🏷  Bible text Semitic interlinear spook law text

Genesis

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is a parable about the genesis of ruling through deception

🏷  Bible text Genesis Semitic hidden-ruler interlinear recommended text

Joseph’s story

is a recipe on how to use crises to create debt

🏷  Bible text Semitic pun text

Leviticus

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

🏷  Bible text Semitic interlinear spook law text

Noah’s story (full)

reveals that leaders sit out manufactured wars in secret hideouts

🏷  Bible text Noah Semitic interlinear text

Noah’s story (summary)

is a parable about “leaders” and the cursed “truth”

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Samson’s riddle

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has the solution “hidden leaders”, written like “lion & bee”

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Samson’s story

is a parable about “strength” through “veiling”

🏷  Bible text Samson Semitic hidden ruler pun text

Tower of Babel

is a spook parable on why hidden rulers confuse their subjects

🏷  Bible text Semitic interlinear text