Bible texts

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Many Bible texts contain unexplained weirdness, that doesn’t chime with the literal story. Often these sections can be explained as veiled parables about cryptocracy, written beneath the actual story via punnery.

Please read my disclaimer on religion, and the introduction to puns.

Genesis interlinear puns

show that Genesis is about the genesis of spookery

Joseph’s story

is a recipe on how to use crises to create debt

Noah’s story

is a punny parable about “leaders”, “fame”, “delusion”, and the cursed “truth”

Samson’s riddle

has the solution “hidden leaders”, written like “lion & bee”

Samson’s story

is a parable about “strength” through “veiling”