spook laws

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Bible: 10 commandments

are reasonable rules, but also pun-encrypted spook laws

Bible: Deuteronomy

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

Bible: Leviticus

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

Blood

puns with “disguise” in Hebrew

Foreskin

and cutting its flesh pun with “instructing about the veil”

Halakha

puns with “smoothening” & “improving one’s appearance”

Matrilineage

in Judaism is often touted, but really a spook pun with “hidden lineage”

Mishnah

puns with “disguise”

Pig

prohibition puns with “don’t reveal fraud” and “don’t trust the repentant”!

Talmud

puns with “deception”

Talmud: Berakhot

is really an introduction to ruling through deception

Talmud: Maaser Sheni

is about “disguised informants”

Talmud: Peah

states how “nobles” can hide their status

Talmud: Shabbat

explains how the rulers manufacture fake “wars”!

Talmud: Shekalim

is about creating minority communities to recruit assistant “fools”

Talmud: Terumot

is about running “hoaxes”

Wine

puns with “veil”