spook laws

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10 commandments

are reasonable rules, but pun-encrypted spook laws at the same time

Berakhot

Talmud chapter is really an introduction to ruling through deception

Blood

puns with “disguise” in Hebrew

Deuteronomy

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

Foreskin

and cutting its flesh pun with “instructing about the veil”

Halakha

puns with “smoothening” & “improving one’s appearance”

Leviticus

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

Maaser Sheni

Talmud chapter is about “disguised informants”

Matrilineage

in Judaism is often touted, but really a spook pun with “hidden lineage”

Mishnah

puns with “disguise”

Peah

Talmud chapter states how “nobles” can hide their status

Pig

prohibition puns with “don’t reveal fraud” and “don’t trust the repentant”!

Shabbat

Talmud chapter explains how the rulers manufacture fake “wars”!

Shekalim

Talmud chapter is about creating minority communities to recruit assistant “fools”

Talmud

puns with “deception”

Terumot

Talmud chapter is about running “hoaxes”

Wine

puns with “veil”