Semitic

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For millennia, Semitic languages have been used as a lingua franca in official & secret empires: The ones I analyze here are Hebrew, Aramaic (Old Aramaic & Syriac), Arabic, Akkadian (Assyrian & Babylonian), and Phoenician. Since all these Semitic languages are very similar in their vocabulary, and the word roots are usually the same, I tag entries simply as “Semitic”.

To understand Semitic puns, please read my introduction to the Semitic languages, and the general introduction to puns.

10 commandments

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are reasonable rules, but pun-encrypted spook laws at the same time

🏷  Bible text Semitic hidden ruler interlinear recommended spook law text

12 tribes of Israel

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are a set of puns to explain ruling through deception

🏷  Bible text Semitic hidden ruler interlinear recommended text

Abraham’s story

shows how gay overlords institute homophobia, and then recruit desperate homosexuals as agents

🏷  Bible text Semitic interlinear text

Adam

puns with “likeness” & “in disguise of”

🏷  Adam Bible name Genesis Semitic pun name

Adam & Eve

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are a parable about the creation of “disguises” & “appearances”

🏷  Adam Bible text Genesis Semitic interlinear recommended text

Al-Qaeda

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puns with “the leaders”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun recommended name

Alcazar

is the Spanish-Arabic version of “castro”

🏷  Semitic castro hidden ruler pun spook name name

Angel

puns with “mockery”

🏷  Bible name Greek Semitic hoax marker pun symbol

Armstrong

may be a pun

🏷  English Semitic pun spook name name

Ashkenaz

puns with “nobleman” or “hidden person”

🏷  Bible name Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Atlantis

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puns with “unnoticed” & “hidden”

🏷  Greek Semitic pun recommended name

Bar Mitzvah

puns with Bar Masveh which means “masked agent”

🏷  Semitic festival pun name

Baum

puns with “among the people”, “with a veil”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Beaky nose

puns with “Phoenician” & “banker”

🏷  Semitic phoenix pun symbol

Bees

pun with “leaders” and “disguise”

🏷  Latin Semitic hidden ruler hoax marker pun symbol

Berakhot

Talmud chapter is really an introduction to ruling through deception

🏷  Semitic Talmud text interlinear spook law text

Berg

puns with burqa meaning “concealed”, “masked”, “background”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Bernstein

puns perhaps with “disguised baron”, or “cloak of disguise”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Blood

puns with “disguise” in Hebrew

🏷  Adam Semitic pun spook law symbol

Bloomberg

puns with “veiled heritage”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Blossom

puns with “departing”, that’s why they’re on Phoenician gravestones

🏷  Semitic pun symbol

Blum

puns with velum & balam vor “veil”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Brick

puns with Levin

🏷  Semitic fake job hidden ruler pun spook name symbol

COVID-19

can be read as “agitate the people” and “bullshit the multitudes”

🏷  Latin Semitic hoax marker numerology pun symbol

Candle

puns with “playing” & “joking”

🏷  Semitic fake job hidden ruler pun spook name symbol

Carpenter

puns with “feigning to be someone else”

🏷  Semitic fake job hidden ruler pun spook name name

Castro

means “palace”

🏷  Semitic castro hidden ruler pun spook name name

Claudius

puns with “locked up” & “disappeared” in Semitic

🏷  Greek Latin Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Color red

is adam in Hebrew and puns with “disguise”

🏷  Adam Semitic pun symbol

Color white

puns with “mockery”

🏷  Levi Semitic pun symbol

Columbus

puns with kollubos for “exchange”, and collybista for “banker”

🏷  Greek Latin Semitic pun name

Copernicus

means “covered-up wealth”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Dagon

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means “fish” & “cloaked”, and wears a fish cloak

🏷  Egyptian Semitic divine name hidden ruler pun recommended name

David

puns with “beloved”, “hurling”, and “concealed”

🏷  Bible name Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Delilah

puns with “weakening” by “tearing off” a veil

🏷  Bible name Samson Semitic pun spook enemy name

Deuteronomy

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

🏷  Bible text Semitic interlinear spook law text

Donkey

puns with “veil”

🏷  Semitic pun symbol

Elon Musk

means “masked majesty”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Esther

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means “hidden” & “veil”

🏷  Bible name Esther Persian Semitic hidden ruler pun recommended name

Eve

puns with “life”, “show”, and “snake”

🏷  Bible name Genesis Semitic pun name

Evil eye

puns with the dreaded “gaze of one’s own subjects”

🏷  Semitic pun spook enemy symbol

Fasces

pun with “possess” & “fiscus”, and with “breaking” & “alotting” in many languages

🏷  Egyptian Greek Latin Semitic pun symbol

Foreskin

and cutting its flesh pun with “instructing about the veil”

🏷  Semitic pun spook law symbol

Friedman

puns with “secret man”

🏷  Semitic pun name

Fuller

puns with “palace”

🏷  Semitic castro fake job hidden ruler pun spook name name

Galileo Galilei

is Semitic for “revealing the revolving”, which is what he did

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Garden Eden

may be a pun with “hidden luxury”

🏷  Bible name Genesis Semitic pun name

Generations of Noah

are a parable about ruling through deception vs by violence

🏷  Bible text Genesis Semitic interlinear text

Genesis

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is a parable about the genesis of ruling through deception

🏷  Bible text Genesis Semitic hidden-ruler interlinear recommended text

Gold

puns with “imitation” & “covering”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Greenspan

puns with “hidden power” & “hidden finance”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Halakha

puns with “smoothening” & “improving one’s appearance”

🏷  Semitic pun spook law name

Halloween

puns with “all-hollow event” & “veiled event”

🏷  English Semitic festival pun name

Haman

puns with “the crowds” & “the masses”

🏷  Bible name Esther Semitic pun spook enemy name

Hamsa

protects because it’s a pun with “veiling” & “inventing” from “being found out”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun symbol

Homer

puns with “veil”

🏷  Samson Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Honey

may have been a synonym for “bee”

🏷  Semitic pun symbol

Horn

puns with “mockery” & “enacting others” in various languages

🏷  Greek Latin Semitic pun symbol

Houdini

puns with “leader”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler spook name name

Index finger

puns with “informant” in Latin, and with “fake rebellion” in Semitic

🏷  Latin Semitic hoax marker pun symbol

Introduction to Semitic

especially script & grammar

🏷  Semitic intro meta-info

Introduction to punnery

including some admitted examples

🏷  Greek Semitic intro pun meta-info

Isaac

means “actor”, derived from “playing” & “mockery”

🏷  Bible name Semitic pun name

Ishtar

means “privities”, and is therefore nude

🏷  Semitic divine name pun name

Israel

may be a multi-pun meaning “veiled assistant” and “veiled ruler”

🏷  Bible name Semitic pun name

Jacob

means “heel”, but also “supplanting”, “insidious”, “deceitful”, “crooked”

🏷  Bible name Semitic pun name

Jacob’s ladder

puns with “secrecy”

🏷  Semitic pun symbol

Jagiellon

means “highest aristocrat”

🏷  Semitic Turkish hidden ruler pun spook name name

Jesuits

pun with “spies”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Jew

means “leader” & “majesty”

🏷  Bible name Greek Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Joseph

means “debt” & “forgery”

🏷  Bible name Semitic pun name

Joseph’s story

is a recipe on how to use crises to create debt

🏷  Bible text Semitic pun text

Katzen

puns with “appointed ruler”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Katzenellenbogen

puns with “high governor in disguise”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Kimball

seems to be the Phoenician name Kim-Baal, which puns with “masked lord”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Koch

puns with “power”!!!

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Kohen

means “priest”, “ruler” & “enrichment”, and puns with “fake name”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Komnene

is a pun with “hidden” & “lurking”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Levi

means “moneylender”, and puns with “mocking” & “playing”

🏷  Bible name Greek Levi Semitic pun name

Leviticus

really is a list of encrypted spooky laws

🏷  Bible text Semitic interlinear spook law text

Lieutenant colonel

puns with “undercover agent”

🏷  Semitic pun name

Lion

puns with “banking” & other things, depending on the word & language

🏷  Egyptian Latin Levi Semitic pun symbol

Livingstone

is a variant of Levi

🏷  Levi Semitic spook name name

Loewenstein

is a variant of Levi

🏷  Levi Semitic spook name name

Lost passport

of a fake terrorist puns with “fictional identity” & “invented trouble”

🏷  Semitic hoax marker pun symbol

Maaser Sheni

Talmud chapter is about “disguised informants”

🏷  Semitic Talmud text interlinear spook law text

Malcolm

puns with “secret governor”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Man

is a translation of Adam whose name also means “disguise”

🏷  Adam Semitic pun spook name name

Maria

is the female form “lady” as in “lord”, and puns with “imitation”

🏷  Bible name Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Marx

puns with “capitalist” & “commerce”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Matrilineage

in Judaism is often touted, but really a spook pun with “hidden lineage”

🏷  Semitic pun spook law name

Menorah

🏷  Semitic pun symbol

Mishnah

puns with “disguise”

🏷  Semitic numerology pun spook law name

Mitsraim

means Egypt, but is spelled like “the slaves”

🏷  Bible name Egyptian Semitic pun spook enemy name

Mitzvah

puns with “veil” & “mask”

🏷  Semitic pun name

Modern art

really means “muddied” & “dumbed down”

🏷  German Semitic pun symbol

Mordecai

may pun with “legal master” & “feigning innocence”

🏷  Bible name Esther Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Morgan

means “hidden leader”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Morris

means “from the top”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Naval Intelligence

puns with “fooling the people”

🏷  Semitic pun name

Nazar amulet

protects because it puns with “veiling oneself”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun symbol

Nazir

is a multi-pun of an “estranged” “veiled” “overseer”

🏷  Samson Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Nephilim

pun with “distinguished ones” & “obscured ones”, i.e. aristocratic spooks

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler mythical creature pun name

Newton

translates as “Carthage” in Phoenician

🏷  Greek Semitic spook name name

Nixon

puns with “wealth”

🏷  Semitic phoenix pun spook name name

Noah

means “leader” & “eminency”, but also “abandoning” the population and “putting it down”

🏷  Bible name Noah Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Noah’s story (full)

reveals that leaders sit out manufactured wars in secret hideouts

🏷  Bible text Genesis Noah Semitic interlinear text

Noah’s story (summary)

is a parable about “leaders” and the cursed “truth”

🏷  Bible text Noah Semitic hidden ruler pun text

Number 1

puns with “leader”

🏷  Semitic numerology pun symbol

Number 13

stands for “bad luck”, because it spells out the word “suffering”

🏷  Semitic hoax marker numerology pun symbol

Number 2

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literally means “duplicate” & “disguise”

🏷  Egyptian Semitic numerology pun recommended symbol

Number 33

spells “mockery”, and puns with “government agent”, “fake death”, “tricking the lower classes”

🏷  Latin Semitic hoax marker numerology pun symbol

Number 47

puns with “for deceiving” in English

🏷  English Semitic hoax marker numerology pun symbol

Number 6

puns with “opposition” & “Satan”

🏷  Semitic numerology pun symbol

Number 666

spells “beast” & “confusion” in Greek, and synonyms for “Satan” in Hebrew

🏷  Semitic hoax marker numerology pun symbol

Number 911

seems to spell out “bullshit!” and “absolutely no people”

🏷  Semitic hoax marker numerology pun symbol

Numbers 1 & 8

spell out “show!”, and pun with “an act” & “completely enacted”

🏷  Latin Semitic hoax marker numerology pun symbol

Osama bin Laden

puns with “produced violence”

🏷  Semitic pun name

Ostrich hiding its head

is a pun with “hide-head” and “hidden leader”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun symbol

Peah

Talmud chapter states how “nobles” can hide their status

🏷  Semitic Talmud text interlinear spook law text

Pegasus

puns with “winged horse”, but also “coaxing by flattery” — in Semitic!

🏷  Greek Semitic horse mythical creature pun symbol

Pegida

puns with “deceit”

🏷  Semitic pun name

Philistines

puns with “investigation” & “detection”

🏷  Bible name Samson Semitic pun spook enemy name

Phoenician

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may be derived from “turners of wealth”, and puns with “finance” & “fraud”

🏷  Greek Latin Sanskrit Semitic phoenix pun recommended name

Phoenix

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puns with “double-neck”, “curved-beak”, “returned-life”

🏷  Egyptian Semitic hoax marker mythical creature phoenix pun recommended symbol

Pig

prohibition puns with “don’t reveal fraud” and “don’t trust the repentant”!

🏷  Semitic pun spook law symbol

Prows with horse-heads on Phoenician ships

may be puns with the word “Phoenician”

🏷  Semitic horse phoenix pun symbol

Punny names of Phoenician gods

all have nasty hidden meanings

🏷  Semitic divine name list pun name

Purim

is about masking & cloaking, and puns with “masking” & “cloaking”

🏷  Esther Semitic festival pun name

Rabbi

is the same word as “master”, “lord”, “nobleman”, “usurer”

🏷  Semitic fake job hidden ruler pun spook name name

Rasputin

puns with “hoax” — and the history woven around him was just such a hoax!

🏷  Semitic Slavic pun spook name name

Red beard

puns with “disguised watchman”

🏷  Adam Semitic pun symbol

Rice

puns with “head” & “boss”

🏷  Semitic Turkish hidden ruler spook name name

Roosevelt

puns with “veiled leader” & “born leader”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Rose

puns with “head”, “boss”, “baron”, “prince”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Rosen

puns with Semitic rozen meaning “ruler”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Rosh Hashanah

means “start of the year”, but also “disguised leader”

🏷  Semitic festival pun name

Rubinstein

puns with “disguised lord”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Sachs

puns with “nobility” & “character in a play”

🏷  Persian Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Sagan

means “installed deputy governor”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Samson

can be read as “masked power”, “veiled one”, “locks of disguise”

🏷  Bible name Samson Semitic hidden ruler pun name

Samson’s riddle

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has the solution “hidden leaders”, written like “lion & bee”

🏷  Bible text Samson Semitic hidden ruler pun recommended text

Samson’s story

is a parable about “strength” through “veiling”

🏷  Bible text Samson Semitic hidden ruler pun text

Satan

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means “enemy”, and is a multi-pun of all words written S-T-N

🏷  Bible name Semitic pun recommended name

Seinfeld

puns with “veiled appearance”

🏷  English German Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Sepharad

means “separated”, “veiled”, “deceiver” and “moneychanger”

🏷  Bible name Persian Semitic pun name

Shabbat

Talmud chapter explains how the rulers manufacture fake “wars”!

🏷  Semitic Talmud text interlinear spook law text

Shakira

puns with “liar” & “fraud”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Shalom

puns with “secrecy”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name

Shapiro

means “nobility”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Shekalim

Talmud chapter is about creating minority communities to recruit assistant “fools”

🏷  Semitic Talmud text interlinear spook law text

Shoes

pun with English “show”, with Hebrew “disguise”, and appear on fake event photos

🏷  English Semitic hoax marker pun symbol

Simeon

puns with “playing” & “joking”

🏷  Bible name Semitic pun name

Skull & bones

pun with “hidden leader”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler numerology pun symbol

Springer

is a translation of “Phoenician”

🏷  Semitic phoenix pun spook name name

Star

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puns with Esther, David & Solomon, but also with “veil” & “deception”

🏷  Esther Persian Semitic pun recommended symbol

Stein

puns with “disguised”

🏷  Semitic hidden ruler pun spook name name

Taliban

means “students”, but also “mockers”

🏷  Levi Semitic pun name

Talmud

puns with “deception”

🏷  Semitic pun spook law name

Tanit

is a tiny figurine and also a carnivore, because she puns with all her symbols

🏷  Semitic divine name pun name

Teacher

is in Hebrew the same word as “lord” & “usurer”: rabbi

🏷  Semitic fake job hidden ruler pun spook name name

Terumot

Talmud chapter is about running “hoaxes”

🏷  Semitic Talmud text interlinear spook law text

Tower of Babel

is a spook parable on why hidden rulers confuse their subjects

🏷  Bible text Genesis Semitic interlinear text

Tree of Knowledge

puns with “desire & sex” and “impression & appearance”

🏷  Genesis Semitic pun symbol

Tree of Life

puns with “tree of families”, and “wrapped inside a show”

🏷  Egyptian Genesis Semitic pun symbol

Unicorn

tamed by a virgin is a smutty pun with “piercing” & “penis”

🏷  Greek Semitic horse mythical creature pun symbol

Vashti

puns with “exposed” & “disgraced”

🏷  Bible name Esther Persian Semitic pun name

Walker

is a synonym for “fuller”

🏷  Semitic castro fake job hidden ruler pun spook name name

Wallenstein

puns with “veiled” & “disguised”

🏷  Latin Semitic pun name

Weaver

may be a pun with shapiro meaning “noble”

🏷  Semitic fake job hidden ruler pun spook name name

Wine

puns with “veil”

🏷  Semitic pun spook law symbol

Wolf

puns with “liar” in Hebrew, “veiling” in Latin, “shell” in Greek

🏷  German Greek Latin Semitic pun symbol

Yom Kippur

means “day of atonement”, but also “covered people”

🏷  Semitic festival pun name

Zucker

puns with “liar” & “fraud”

🏷  Semitic pun spook name name