Rasputin
The story how the evil monk Rasputin single-handedly destroyed the Russian imperial family looks like a hoax. And indeed, his name puns with Russian разведённый rasvedjonnyj “hoax”, and with rus rjasa podonok “frocked scoundrel”. In Semitic, Rasputin puns with רשע פטינא ršˁ-pṭynˀ rasha paṭina “evil sage”, with רז פתן rz-ptn raz patan “obscene mystic”, and even with רוסיא פתנא rwsyˀ-ptnˀ rusia pitna “Russian revolution”.
Miles has written an excellent article about the Russian revolution, where he proves that it was yet another a fake event. It was managed by the banksters & aristocrats it was officially supposed to overthrow, with Rasputin as a staged actor.
One might still wonder: Why on earth did the spooks insert the weird storyline of an evil monk, of all things, into their script for a fake Russian revolution? You guessed the answer: It’s for the tradition of punnery! Not only is Rasputin’s official story a total joke, his name is as well. Like deities, fairytale critters and Biblical characters, the personas in historic hoaxes seem to be created around puns with a central name. And the name Rasputin puns with “Russian revolution”, but also with “evil monk”, in several ways:
- Rasputin is a hoax, because Russian разведённый rasvedjonnyj means “hoax” / “swindle” / “cheat”.
- Rasputin is an evil monk, perhaps because Russian ряса rjasa means “monk’s cassock”, and подонок podonok means “scum” & “scoundrel”. ряса подонок rjasa podonok would mean something like “frocked scumbag”. (There’s probably more puns with the prefix под pod “under”.)
- Rasputin is an evil monk, perhaps also because Semitic רשע פטינא ršˁ pṭynˀ means something like “wicked sage”.
- Rasputin is a evil monk, perhaps also because Semitic רז פתן rz ptn means “obscene mystic”.
- Rasputin is involved in a manufactured conspiracy, because Semitic רשא פטנא ršˀ pṭnˀ means “a permitted conspiracy”.
- Rasputin is involved in a manufactured revolution, because Semitic רשא פתנא ršˀ ptnˀ means “a permitted revolution”.
- Rasputin is involved in the Russian revolution, because Semitic רוסיא פתנא rwsyˀ ptnˀ would even mean “Russian revolution” in garbled grammar.
- Rasputin is an intelligence project, because Semitic רשא פטנא ršˀ pṭnˀ means “authorized by intelligence”.
Note: Some of these puns may also work for the name Putin.
Russian rasvod, rasvedjonnyj = cheat, swindle, hoax
развод rasvod : scam, cheating; hoaxing; making a practical joke — Russian (Wikt)
разведённый razvedjónnyj : past passive perfective participle of развести́ (razvestí) [= cheat, swindle] — Russian (Wikt)
развести́ razvestí : to divorce; to cheat, to swindle — Russian (Wikt)
разводи́ть razvodítʹ : to divorce; to cheat, to swindle — Russian (Wikt)
Russian rjasa = cassock, monk clothes; podonok = scoundrel, bastard
Hebrew, Aramaic ršˀ = permitted; ršˁ = evil; rwsyˀ = Russian; rz = mystic
Aramaic pṭnˀ = intelligence, conspiracy; ptnˀ = obscene; pṭynˀ = sage; ptnˀ = revolution
פטנא pṭnˀ pṭena : intelligence, prudence — Aramaic (CAL)
ܦܛܢܐ pṭnˀ piṭna : guile, craft; a plot, a conspiracy, a cabal, a put-up job, a slander, a calumny ; — Syriac (AAF)
ܦܛܝܢܐ pṭynˀ paṭina : wise, clever, sane, intelligent, knowlegeable, sage — Syriac (AAF)
ܦܬܢܐ ptnˀ patana : indecorous, unbecoming, improper, indecent, unseemly, shameless, obscene — Syriac (AAF)
ܦܬܢܐ ptnˀ pitna : discord, clash, dissension, sedition; a tumult, a riot, a clamor, a racket, an uproar; a coup d’etat, a putsch — Syriac (AAF)
פתנא ptnˀ : tumult, revolt — Aramaic (CAL)
פתן ptn : to rebel — Aramaic (CAL)