divine names

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Amun

means “hidden” & “secret”

Athena

is a multi-pun with “intelligence”, “gazing” and similar words

Dagon

means “fish” & “cloaked”, and wears a fish cloak

Elohim

means “rulers”

Horus

means “face”, but also “leader”

Ishtar

means “privities”, and is therefore nude

Min

is a dead guy with an erection, because he puns with “death” & “erected monument”

Osiris

puns with “power” & “wealth”

Punny names of Egyptian gods

all have meanings that correspond to the animal heads

Punny names of Phoenician gods

all have nasty hidden meanings

Seth the Egyptian god

is evil, as he puns with “attacker”, “disorder”, “lead astray”

Thoth

puns with “downward”, “hidden”, “humiliation”, “instead of”

Yahweh

means “I am”, but also puns with “hidden” and other things