Egyptian

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Egyptian texts & symbolisms contain lots of oddities. Many may be secret puns & jokes by the aristocrats, especially since homonyms are a central feature of Egyptian hieroglyphic script. You’ll also be surprised how many words are shared between Egyptian & Semitic dialects.

There seems to be no direct continuity to modern spooks, but I still suspect the Egyptian god-kings of proto-spookery.

Please read the introduction to Egyptian.

9 bows peoples

were supposedly barbarian invaders, yet pun with “mock rebellion” in Egyptian

Amun

means “hidden” & “secret”

Apophis

puns with “exploration” & “reckoning” — which is what aristocrats fear most

Dagon

means “fish” & “cloaked”, and wears a fish cloak

Fasces

pun with “possess” & “fiscus”, and with “breaking” & “alotting” in many languages

Great Hymn to Aten

is really a hymn to aristocratic “secrecy” & “obscurity”

Hathor

puns with “heavenly cow”, but also with “butchering rebels”

Horus

means “face”, but also “leader”

Introduction to Egyptian

and hieroglyphic script

Lion

puns with “banking” & other things, depending on the word & language

Min

is a dead guy with an erection, because he puns with “death” & “erected monument”

Mitsraim

means Egypt, but is spelled like “the slaves”

Number 2

literally means “duplicate” & “disguise”

Osiris

puns with “power” & “wealth”

Phoenix

puns with “double-neck”, “curved-beak”, “returned-life”

Prows with eyes on Phoenician ships

may be puns with the word “Phoenician”

Punny names of Egyptian gods

all have meanings that correspond to the animal heads

Ra the Egyptian god

puns with “aristocracy”

Seth the Egyptian god

is evil, as he puns with “attacker”, “disorder”, “lead astray”

Son of Ra

can be read as “secret custodian”

Thoth

puns with “downward”, “hidden”, “humiliation”, “instead of”

Tree of Life

puns with “tree of families”, and “wrapped inside a show”