Egyptian

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Egyptian texts & symbolisms contain lots of oddities. Many may be secret puns & jokes by the aristocrats, especially since homonyms are a central feature of Egyptian hieroglyphic script. You’ll also be surprised how many words are shared between Egyptian & Semitic dialects.

There seems to be no direct continuity to modern spooks, but I still suspect the Egyptian god-kings of proto-spookery.

Please read the introduction to Egyptian.

9 bows peoples

were supposedly barbarian invaders, yet pun with “mock rebellion” in Egyptian

🏷 Egyptian numerology pun symbol

Amun

means “hidden” & “secret”

🏷 Egyptian divine name hidden ruler pun name

Apophis

puns with “exploration” & “reckoning” — which is what aristocrats fear most

🏷 Egyptian mythical creature pun spook enemy name

Dagon

means “fish” & “cloaked”, and wears a fish cloak

🏷 Egyptian Semitic divine name hidden ruler pun recommended name

Fasces

pun with “possess” & “fiscus”, and with “breaking” & “alotting” in many languages

🏷 Egyptian Greek Latin Semitic pun symbol

Great Hymn to Aten

is really a hymn to aristocratic “secrecy” & “obscurity”

🏷 Egyptian interlinear recommended text

Hathor

puns with “heavenly cow”, but also with “butchering rebels”

🏷 Egyptian divine name pun name

Horus

means “face”, but also “leader”

🏷 Egyptian divine name hidden ruler pun name

Introduction to Egyptian

and hieroglyphic script

🏷 Egyptian intro meta-info

Lion

puns with “banking” & other things, depending on the word & language

🏷 Egyptian Latin Levi Semitic pun symbol

Min

is a dead guy with an erection, because he puns with “death” & “erected monument”

🏷 Egyptian divine name pun name

Mitsraim

means Egypt, but is spelled like “the slaves”

🏷 Bible name Egyptian Semitic pun spook enemy name

Number 2

literally means “duplicate” & “disguise”

🏷 Egyptian Semitic numerology pun recommended symbol

Osiris

puns with “power” & “wealth”

🏷 Egyptian divine name pun name

Phoenix

puns with “double-neck”, “curved-beak”, “returned-life”

🏷 Egyptian Semitic hoax marker mythical creature phoenix pun recommended symbol

Prows with eyes on Phoenician ships

may be puns with the word “Phoenician”

🏷 Egyptian phoenix pun symbol

Punny names of Egyptian gods

all have meanings that correspond to the animal heads

🏷 Egyptian divine name list pun name

Ra the Egyptian god

puns with “aristocracy”

🏷 Egyptian divine name hidden ruler pun name

Seth the Egyptian god

is evil, as he puns with “attacker”, “disorder”, “lead astray”

🏷 Egyptian divine name hidden ruler pun name

Son of Ra

can be read as “a deception for the nobility”

🏷 Egyptian hidden ruler pun name

Thoth

puns with “downward”, “hidden”, “humiliation”, “instead of”

🏷 Egyptian divine name name

Tree of Life

puns with “tree of families”, and “wrapped inside a show”

🏷 Egyptian Genesis Semitic pun symbol